Concern
"How much have you had to drink?"
"You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!"
"Easy, there. Try to sit up."
"I think I might've overdone it on the alcohol.."
"We've got to go get your stomach pumped."
"I thought you said you were clean!"
"Yes, it is a big deal"
"Let me drive you home."
"You are NOT driving home like this!"
"You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow."
"Drinking until you puke is not normal.."
Drunk
"Is this real life?"
"I want to go to sleep, but I can't find any sheep."
"How do you show fish affection?"
"Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?"
"Tequila is not my friend? YOU'RE not my friend."